With the jejemons roaming the earth, I thought I could evade their notice so they would leave me alone by standing still and letting the jejemon pass me by peacefully just like in Jurassic Park. However, I got attacked through my cell phone:
Jejemon: Eow poh, dr. dito poh bah kayo bukas?
Me: Who are you texting? May I know who is this?
Jejemon: Kao poh, si <jejemon name> poh etoh
Me: Kao poh? poh etoh?
Jejemon: Kao poh
<realizing kao po is kayo po=you>
Me: Yes, alam ko ako tinext mo, pero sino dapat yung tinext mo? mali ata number mo (Yes, I know you are texting me, but who are you supposed to be texting? You may have the wrong number)
Jejemon: Si dr ###### po ba ito ng ###### ?
Me: You have the wrong number. Please stop texting.
Jejemon: Ajejeje
A few minutes later:
Jejemon: Eow poh pedeh u makilala? (Jejemon wanting to know you)
Would have answered: “You had me at eow” but thought better, I can ignore all the texts but if this jejemon starts calling I’m changing number.
